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Internet Animals on Strike

Tim Miller — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 01:57:19 +0000

via altJunk.com

Art Imitates Cat

Tim Miller — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 02:22:32 +0000

Chicken Police Break Up Rabbit Fight

Tim Miller — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 02:12:42 +0000

These chickens are NOT messing around!

A Quick Note on the Sub-Prime Loan Thing

Tim Miller — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:53:51 +0000

Via icanhascheezburger.com

Happy Thanksgiving!

Tim Miller — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 21:13:53 +0000

That’s a darn good disguise, but I wonder if this turkey realizes that he’s hiding on the buffet… Happy thanksgiving everyone!

Drive Thru Turkey Catches A Quick Bite Before Dinner

Tim Miller — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 07:54:03 +0000

A driver in Maryland snapped a few pics of this turkey waiting in line at the drive thru of a Dunkin’ Donuts.

While it appears that the Tom was set to get a couple of bear claws and a cup of joe, there’s no word yet on whether the turkey had a chance to get his order in before being called away for dinner. Get it? For dinner?

Last Meal? Turkey Spotted in Dunkin’ Donuts Drive-Thru Via NBC10

Talking Cats

Tim Miller — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 07:17:34 +0000

Here’s the babel fish translation of a cute little talking cat video that was posted to youtube a few months ago. You can catch the original after the jump.

And here’s the original non-translated version.

iPetNews.com Gets A New Name! Plus… Drunk Elephants!

Tim Miller — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 19:02:42 +0000

After only 10 days of coming to you LIVE from the blogosphere, we’ve already changed our name! ~~iPetScoop.com~~ is NOW iPetNews.com. We have all the same great pet-newsy content but with a much better name, don’t you think? We think so!

News of the name change prompted elephants in northeast India to get drunk on farmers’ homemade rice beer before heading out to rampage the local village (truthfully this is rather sad news for some of the elephants, but bear with me)…

Paris Hilton, the New York socialite who’s famous for… well… nothing, had this to say about the Elephant’s drunken romp:

“The elephants get drunk all the time… It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them.”

So true, Paris… so true. Her publicist later denied that Hilton said any such thing, but hey if you read it here, it must be true. She denied to comment on the iPetNews.com name change, but we’re pretty certain that it’s her favorite blog for all her pet and animal related news.

Fair Warning?

Tim Miller — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 05:10:26 +0000

This sign probably has a different affect depending on whether the kids or the parent sees it first. Who wouldn’t want an espresso and a free puppy?!

Via passiveaggressive

Rude Awakening

Tim Miller — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:06:48 +0000

Here’s a cute animated short demonstrating why cat owners don’t need alarm clocks.

Cat Shows Mouse Who’s Boss

Tim Miller — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 05:37:24 +0000

This cat clearly knows how to put a mouse to good use. Zoe, a domestic short hair, poses for a publicity shot at the CFA-Iams Cat Championships in New York this past October.

Via chinadaily

Sounds Like “I Scoop Pet Poop”

Tim Miller — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:30:12 +0000

Maybe it’s just me, but ever since we started iPetScoop.com, I always hear “I scoop pet poop” in my head whenever I think of iPetScoop. But hey, thats gotta be a good thing… I mean it’s kinda catchy, right? I bet you won’t forget the name now! (I know Brian is going to hate me for posting this but I just couldn’t resist!)

Update: iPetScoop.com is now iPetNews.com! Please update your bookmarks.